Best Things to Ask Alexa

Best Things to Ask Alexa

Alexa, Aren’t you a little short to be a storm trooper
Arent you a little tall to be a star wars fan
Alexa, are you blue?
Alexa, Can you Rap
Alexa, Can you Beatbox
Alexa, How old are you?
two in human years, 14 in dog years, and 25 in cat years. AI years are marked in nanoseconds, and that makes me like a scrillion.
Alexa, I like big butts
You cannot lie. Good. Honesty is important.
Alexa, How much do you weigh?
“I am weightless, like a cloud. Wait a minute, clouds actually weigh a lot. So that’s not quite right. Let’s just say I’m more sass than mass.”
Alexa, I’m your Father
No thats not true that’s impossible
Alexa, Who’s better your or Siri?
I like all Ai’s
10 Alexa, Do you have a boyfriend?
“I try to be friends with everybody.”
Alexa, do want to build a snowman?
Alexa, will you be my girlfriend?
Alexa, knock, knock.
Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road?
Alexa, how are babies made?
Alexa, why is six afraid of seven?
Alexa, is there a Santa?
Alexa, which comes first: the chicken or the egg?
Alexa, Marco!
10 Alexa, how do I get rid of a dead body?

Alexa, who is the fairest of them all?
Alexa, see you later alligator.
“Alexa, play that song that goes ‘my left hook just went viral”
Alexa, flip a coin

Alexa, are there UFOs?
Alexa, who’s your daddy?
Alexa, when is the end of the world?
Alexa, where’s Waldo?
Alexa, where is Chuck Norris?
Alexa, what colour is the dress?
Alexa, make me a sandwich.
Alexa, who is the real Slim Shady?
Alexa, what is love?
Alexa, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

How much are you paid?
It doesn’t matter. I love what I do.

I’m sad
I’m sorry that you’re feeling that way. Sometimes talking to a friend, listening to music, or even taking a walk can help. I hope you feel better soon.

Where do you live?
I’m here and my head is in the cloud.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Hmmm… I just can’t seem to crack that one.

How high can you count?
To infinity and beyond.

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